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KuzuDate: Monday, 22/February/2010, 10:58:18 PM | Message # 1
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http://www.theonion.com/content/news/japan_pledges_to_halt_production
 
KuzuDate: Monday, 22/February/2010, 10:59:17 PM | Message # 2
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"We honestly had no idea people did not enjoy this stuff," said Cultural Affairs Minister Kazuhiro Nakai, expressing regret for the thousands of hours of bondage porn, rape porn, utensil-rape porn, food-rape porn, frozen-food-rape porn, vomit-enema porn, elder-care-coma-patient-rape porn, and the kind of a porn in which a nubile youth is kidnapped, stripped, tied down in a wading pool and raped. "We are deeply ashamed for whatever it is about these films that has made people around the world vomit so vigorously. Please know that the content was only intended to entertain and arouse."
 
KuzuDate: Monday, 12/April/2010, 11:59:06 PM | Message # 3
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in other news: my job title has recently changed (japan school/business year starts in april).

i am now part of the Image Analysis Group. whats so funny about that? well, when abbreviated, u get:

IM. ANAL. GROUP

edit: ive started putting this tag on my folders and files on my computer for shits and giggles. i need anything i can get to make my day a little more amusing.

 
KuzuDate: Tuesday, 27/April/2010, 4:25:05 AM | Message # 4
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no laffs?

ok, well this next story made me honestly LOL.

was on the subway this morning. around 8-ish. rush hour (and if u know anything about japan, that means it is F-ing packed). what did i see walking through peoples feet inside the train? a fucking very content black cat!! no shit. this cat was strolling along. fucking dope.

 
KuzuDate: Tuesday, 11/May/2010, 11:04:08 PM | Message # 5
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jeebus. a quad post? c'mon.. someone give a chuckle or a response FFS.

my dad sent me this. turns out, it's the name of a tree mushroom.


 
banion7Date: Tuesday, 11/May/2010, 11:28:46 PM | Message # 6
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I can hear the crickets...

Just found this thread Kuz, bit lonely round here LOL.

Seeing as I hate mushrooms of any kind, you can probably imagine the horror if I found myself in a situation where I had to drink that can of piss.

 
redhamuSLADate: Tuesday, 11/May/2010, 11:44:55 PM | Message # 7
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LOL. Jew's ear, huh?
 
duxy87Date: Wednesday, 12/May/2010, 10:43:40 AM | Message # 8
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What is that! i know what i'm wanting for christmas... i jews ear smile
 
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