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Jizz in my pants
KuzuDate: Monday, 26/October/2009, 10:16:46 PM | Message # 1
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KuzuDate: Wednesday, 28/October/2009, 11:08:04 PM | Message # 2
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true story:
this morning, on my way to work, in my business attire no less, i got stopped by the cops... for having white skin. racial profiling.

they wanted to check whether i had a proper visa and a stable job.

in the middle of the questioning, i saw my buddy who i hadn't seen forever and i ... jizzed... in... my pants!

 
KuzuDate: Thursday, 29/October/2009, 10:25:39 PM | Message # 3
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dude. my 1 year 4 month old daughter likes this song! HA~!!!

she also really likes "IM ON A BOAT".

sadly, she doesnt like "LIKE A BOSS" so much.

all of these songs were made by The Lonely Island, makers of Dick in a Box (which won an Emmy FFS!). when i have time, ima DL these onto my MP3 player.

 
redhamuSLADate: Friday, 06/November/2009, 4:46:28 AM | Message # 4
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Hehe. One of my co-workers told me about these. They're pretty funny.

You heard/watched "The CHRONICles of Narnia" yet? That shit is HOT! LOL.

Sorry. Proper name is "Lazy Sunday".

 
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